Friday, April 28, 2006

GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA - DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: >> Name: ______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________ Sex: (Please check box for one of the following) [ ] Male [ ] Formerly male [ ] Female [ ] Formerly female [ ] A bit of both [ ] It depends who's asking [ ] Still undecided... If female, indicate breast implant size: ________ Does the size of your implants in any way hinder your ability safely to operate a motor vehicle? (For example: do they prevent you from properly reaching the steering wheel?): [ ] Yes [ ] No Does the size and mechanical properties of your implants negate the need for your vehicle to have safety airbags fitted? [ ] Yes: [ ] No: Occupation: [ ] Actor/Waiter [ ] Actor/Salesperson [ ] Actor/Car Dealer [ ] Actor/Pan-handler [ ] Agent [ ] Writer [ ] Film-maker/Self-employed [ ] Hooker/Transvestite [ ] Hooker/Transvestite/Actor [ ] Ageing hippy [ ] Lawyer (Actor/Hooker/Bloodsucker/Liar/Slime-bag) [ ] None of the above. (If so, please explain why you're in California?): _________________________ Please indicate how many times you expect to have sex in a car: [ ] Daily [ ] Weekly [ ] Monthly [ ] While driving alone Please indicate how much you normally pay for this sex: