WINDOWS

WINDOWS 95 BEER
The can looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has most of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.

WINDOWS NT BEER
Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's can, but the company promises to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer's can. Touted as an "industrial strength" beer, and suggested only for use in bars.
Be strong!