Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Some other true facts

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
• Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
• There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage, and after marriage.