MEN vs. WOMEN

What Women say, is not exactly what Men hear.
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
" blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! C'MON, blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!"