Saturday, June 07, 2008

SYSTEM ERROR

• How to double your hard drive space: Delete WINDOWS.
• Keyboard missing, press F13 to continue.
• OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it ? (y,n)".
• Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
• REALITY.SYS corrupted - reboot Universe (y,n) ?
• Thisoriginlinecreatedusingpkzip1.10.
• Warning: Your monitor is RADIOACTIVE!
• Insert hamburger in drive B: !
• Sorry, your system is too dirty for me ...
• Kiss my ... (keyboard)!
• Bad command or operator.
• Warning: Too many floopies in one drive!
• Your hard disk has been formatted...
• There is something rotten in your computer!
• External Error: INTELLIGENCE not found!
• Always make a backup copy of your sex partner!
• ERROR!!! Press quickly CTRL-ALT-DEL!
• Critical error. Use hammer.
• Do you speak in TurboPascal?
• Your hard disk is dead, but Eddie lives!
• Remove the CRT of monitor!
• ATENTION: RAM is write-protected!!!
• Shut power down & press any key!
• All protective devices failed, call GhostBusters.
• ATENTION: High voltage on keyboard!
• All viruses found.
• Memory failed. Use paper.
• This hard disk is write only.
• WARNING! Smog in drive Q: .
• Your hard disk went soft.
• This programm id not good. Try another one.
• File not found - Should I fake it?