DOS AIRLINES

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again, and so on.

MAC AIRWAYS
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut up.

WINDOWS AIRLINE
The airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly stewards, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff, then the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.