"Pane Ondatro, mám pro vás dvě zprávy: jednu dobrou, druhou špatnou. Kterou
vám mám říci nejdříve?"
"Tu špatnou."
"Vaši tchyni pokousal pes.
A teď tu dobrou: ten čokl byl čistokrevný."


Phenomenal women


To all the "phenomenal" women:
An English professor wrote the words "a woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything!