Now don't you feel better about your skill level? Czech Republic to the EU?

This is what we want in Europe:
1. Swiss salary.
2. Luxembourg taxes.
3. German car.
4. British home.
5. Spanish girls.
6. French wine.
7. Italian food.
8. Czech beer.
9. Austrian mountains.
10. Danish administration.


And this is the EC's proposal for a Europe after Monetary Union:
1. Czech salary.
2. Swedish taxes.
3. Spanish car.
4. Greek home.
5. German girls.
6. Irish wine.
7. British food.
8. French beer.
9. Dutch mountains.
10. Italian administration.
Dear Wife